10. Right now there's a diaper, kids underwear, wipes, a hot wheel, a girls hair tie, a crayon, and a candy in your purse somewhere.
9. You will step on a noisy painful toy at 2 am in the morning no matter how careful you think you are being.
8. You will never leave the house on time ever again.
7. After 2 kids, they all become a generic "you" or "kid". They're all misbehaving somehow right?
6. You can't remember what you were saying. What?
5. You dry yourself off with a "shark" hooded towel after a quick shower.
4. Your voicemail has a closer relationship to those few that still call you regularly than they do you. Most people have forgotten the sound of your voice over a phone.
3. You can NEVER EVER hide. The tiny dictators will find you. You will never have the bathroom to yourself- again. Ever.
2. You bathe, eat, and exercise at weird times throughout the day whenever the opportunity arises.
1. You're serving a life sentence and it's both awesome and awful depending on the week, day, hour, or second.
About Me
- twinglemami in Autismland
- Mommy to lego and minecraft obsessed little boy and twin girls who love dressing in tutus or princess gowns and trying on Mom's makeup. All 3 of my kids have their special talents and strengths and their unique challenges. Autism, Apraxia, Hypotonia, Anxiety, Sensory Processing, Receptive Language Disorder, and IEPs are all a part of the language spoken in this house! Always on the go to one therapy or play date to another support group meeting. . .
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